Judge Dredd (film)
Judge Dredd is a 1995 American science fiction action film directed by Danny Cannon, and starring Sylvester Stallone, Diane Lane, Rob Schneider, Armand Assante, and Max von Sydow. The film is based on the strip of the same name in the British comic 2000 AD. It was a critical and commercial disappointment.
Plot
By the 2080s, much of Earth has become an uninhabitable wasteland. While some humans manage to survive in the barren "Cursed Earth", the majority of humanity resides in huge Mega-Cities with populations of tens of millions. To combat crime, the traditional justice system has been replaced by a corps of Judges whose role combines those of police officer, judge, jury, and executioner.
In Mega-City One, Joseph Dredd (Sylvester Stallone), one of the most dedicated "Street Judges", assists rookie Judge Hershey (Diane Lane) in ending a block war. Herman "Fergee" Ferguson (Rob Schneider), a hacker recently released from prison, is caught in the firefight and hides inside a food dispensing robot. Dredd arrests Herman for destruction of property, and sentences him to five years' imprisonment. Rico (Armand Assante), a former Judge, escapes from prison with the help of Judge Griffin (Jürgen Prochnow). He returns to Mega-City One and reclaims his uniform and "Lawgiver" gun. He also finds and reactivates ABC, a decommissioned combat robot.
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- $nowman released: 2006
- Indies Present: The Freestyle Kings, Volume 3 released: 2004
- Pre-Emptive Revenge released: 2004
- Death Trap! released: 2002
- Trapped on Titan released: 2002
- 50 Disco, Reggae, Soul & Blues Greatest released: 1997
Pre-Emptive Revenge
Released 2004- After All We Have Endured
- Wake Up!
- Saturday One to Neighbour
- You Go'Nna Light That Fire?
- Alpha, Keep Up!
- Dredd...?
- Don't Move!
- What Are You Doing?
- How's That Working Out for Ya?
- Hondo Tobiki Ichi Maru San...
- Drokk... I Can't See It...
- We're G'Onna Need to Mount a Watch...
- Is It One of Ours?
- You Okay?
- Third Floor
- Drokkit!
- Let Me Go!
- Wanna Tell Me What That Was About?
- He Was Supposed to Be Handcuffed!
- Don't Come Any Closer...
- I Am Hanging On!
- Hang in There...
- You Handcuffed Him to a Pipe...
- Dredd?
- Easy! Easy! Easy!
- Alpha to Dredd...
- Not as Easy as It Sounds...
- Damn You, Alpha!
- What We Have Here...
- Alpha, Hang in There!
- Okay Boys, Look Sharp...
Death Trap!
Released 2002- All Life Is a Crime
- Approaching Iso-Block 99
- Death's Release
- Control to Judge Amy Steel
- A Shocking Statement
- State Your Name
- You Are Judge Joe Dredd
- On My Way to Sylvia Plath Block
- Murdering Millions by Proxy
- The Perfect Jailers
- Severe Psychic Events
- I Favour Vaporisation
- A Remarkable Woman
- Judge Death's in There
- Heated Arguments
- Death Be Our Master
- I Wouldn't Get Your Hopes Up
- The Disciples of Death
- What's This Secret?
- Open This Door!
- He's a Monster
- Fetch Mrs Gunderson
- What Took You So Long?
- Warning Shot!
- My Robot Is Disturbed
- Good Afternoon, Mega-City One
- Steel to Control
- Death's Release Will Take Action
- Your Old Robo-Servant, Walter
- I Didn't Threaten Dr Gaiman
- Control to All Judges!
- Fullen Laden and Loaded
- Dangerous Approach
- Here They Come!
- Are You Alright?
- Shoot to Kill!
- It's Driving Off!
- Now It's Time to Die
- A Different Target
- Initiating Emergency Defence
- Over My Dead Body!
- No Life Sogns
- They're Playing My Tune!
- Full Speed!
- Hi-Ex!
- Bang!
- Free at Lasst!
- Judge Death Has Escaped
- News Flash!
- I've Dropped a Stich
- You Have Your Orders
- My Eyesight's Poor Today
- Any Sign of Judge Death?
- I'm Going In
- Why the Torture Tactics?
- What Blisss
- Emergency!
- It's Me |you Want!
- What Now?
- I Control Your Body
- Sounds Like Chanting
- Gaiman Has Been Shot
- Get Out of My Head
- It's Earl Grey
- Wait a Minute
- And Who Might You Be?
- Exclusion Zone
- I No Longer Need You
- Taking the Stairs
- I'll Destroy All of You
- Approaching Apartment 133b
- You've Got Guests
- Storm the Building
- You're Getting Old, Joe
- Proceed With Caution
- Switching On!
- Who Wants a Nice Cup of Synthi-Tea?
Trapped on Titan
Released 2002- Lights Out, Creeps
- Approach Vector Confirmed
- Boundary Infringement
- I'm Just Another Perp
- You'll Never Take Me Alive!
- Meet Your Room-Mate
- Is That a Real Stookie?
- Emerald Isley Riley
- Teething Troubles
- This Feels Like a Situation
- We'll Take Anyone
- Give Him One for Me!
- A Few Traditional Rivalries
- Stay Out of This Joe!
- Please, Call Me Stacey
- Cut Him Some Slack
- Here's the Problem...
- Do You Know Who I Am?
- Are You Nuts?
- Time to Get Up
- Is the Hand Edible?
- Seen Enough?
- Time for Work, Joe
- Do You Like the Bike?
- One Pick or Shovel Each
- Just a Big Hole in the Ground
- You're in My Spot
- Aren't You Worried?
- Joe Smith, My Ass!
- Sharp Objects
- Give It to Bubba
- Dammit, Dolan!
- Survival of the Fittest
- Not the White Room!
- Let Me Out!
- Hi Joe!
- How Little You Know
- It's Been Thirty Years
- That's Such BS
- Like an Egg
- He Just Kills Me!
- He Was a Bad Man
- This Is for Real
- Welcome Back
- I'm Not Accusing You
- Ol' Riley's Toilet Wine
- You're Making a Big Mistake
- Just Have a Sniff
- It's Time to Make a Move
- Put the Gun Down!
- Listen Up, Malcolm
- Prison Riot!
- Please Don't Hurt Me!
- Fire Chaff!
- They're Feckin' Huge!
- Why's It Gone Dark?
- It's Your Funeral
- Incoming Transmission
- You're the Tour Guide
- It's Beautiful, It's Shining
- Get Out of My Head!
- They Don't Sound Friendly
- You Sick Perps!
- Don't Go Inside!
- Bingo
- Did Anyone Else Hear That?
- You Have Returned
- Save Yourselves
- They're Leaving
- Are You Crazy?
- Previews
50 Disco, Reggae, Soul & Blues Greatest
Released 1997- Is This Love
- Ring My Bell
- Nice and Slow
- Saddle Up
- You Can Get It If You Really Want
- Law of the Land
- I Can't Get Next to You
- Warm Ride
- Ain't Too Proud to Beg
- Band of Gold
- Spill the Wine
- Israelites
- Runaway Child Running Wild
- Good Time Sally
- I Shot the Sheriff
- Big Seven
- Big Eight
- Black and White
- The Cisco Kid
- Do You Wanna Go Party
- Feels Like I'm in Love
- Low Rider
- Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus)
- Shotgun Shuffle
- Body Heat (live)
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Will I What
by: Judge DreadSay there darling,
How about a date
Let's go 'round the topless bar
I know one that ain't too far
And say there darling
Won't you come along
You do just what I tell ya
And ya won't go wrong
Oh will you let me bite you earhole?
"Will I what?"
Would you let me feel your bristles?
"Will I what?"
I will tell you what me game is
If you tell me what your name is, will you?
"I will not"
Please don't think I'm
Trying to get fresh
Don't get so excited
You should be delighted
Now don't let's stand here
Wasting time with words
Your a dancer better
Than the other birds
Oh would you let me take your dress off?
"Will I what?"
Would you let me kiss you belly?
"Will I what?"
I will tell you what me game is
If you tell me what your name is, will you?
"I will not"
Just how much can a poor boy do
When he wants to shag a bird like you!
So would you let me take your drawrs off?
"Well, I might"
Would you let me stroke your pussy?
"Well, I'll think about it"
Now you know just what me game is
Will you tell me what your name is, will you?
"Oh allright, my name's Angie"
[Judge Dread]: "Really, that was my mothers name"
[Angie]: "Ya, I'll bet it was"
[J. D.]: "Come on, down this ally"
[A.] "What about that wall? I'll never get over that!"
[J. D.]: "Stop worrying, I'll give you a bone up!"
[A.]: "Ya, you bleedin' won't"
[J. D.]: "Here, seen one of these before?"
[A.]: "Yea, last time I had a cocktail sausage!"
[J. D.]: "Bloody jeep, you wouldn't like it if the end
of your nose was a wart!"
[A.]: "Here, you trying to get into my knickers?"
[J. D.]: "No, I don't think they'd fit me!"
[A.]: "Na, I suppose you wear old mens pants with a
fart flap in the back!"
[J. D.]: "Stop messin' about, it's cold and my knees
are trembling!"
[A.]: "Really? I thought that was your false teeth
rattling!"
[J. D.]: "Fess up, I wouldn't touch you with a broom
stick!"
[A.]: "Anything would be better than that little
sausage!"
[J. D.]: "Mind your bill, and make sure the dog catcher
don't see you!"
[A.]: "Ah shut up you bag fat pig, or I'll tell me
brothers!"
[J. D.]: "Tell all you like, I don't care!"
[A.]: "And me old man!"
[J. D.]: "Bollocks!"
[A.]: "And me husband!"
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